Just when you thought your month was all sorted

Mozaik [Artist - Louis Wakley]


SAGITTARIUS: Your lucky smell this month will be fish taco.

CAPRICORN: This month you will get a Brazilian. His name will be Juan and he will steal your car.

AQUARIUS: For a brief moment everyone in Woy Woy will think that you’re dead sexy

PISCES: Your lucky porn star this month will be Jimmy (The Inny) Hardwick.

ARIES: Remember, a large Hawaiian is not always a pizza

TAURUS: Your totem animal this month will be the Wombat. The largest of all the bats

GEMINI: If you have one lasagna and you put a lasagna on top of it, you still only have one lasagna.

CANCER: You will briefly forget that thingo….again.

LEO: Well your Mum was right. It finally fell off. I hope you’re happy.

VIRGO: Congratulations, you will be just two people away from a threesome

LIBRA: You will find Jesus. He’s behind the lounge covered in dust and gum. You really should take better care of your deities.

SCORPIO: This month you will finally realise that it is your circus. They are your monkeys and all that poo is yours.

Written by Central Coast Live

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